A veteran -- whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve -- is someone who, at one point in his, or her, life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America," for an amount of "up to and including my life."
Tech Support converstations:
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Customer:
I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Tech support:
"Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer:
I don't have a P.
Tech support:
On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:
What do you mean?
Tech support:
"P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
